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Oh my golly freaking googles! I have hit the jackpot ladies !

I did this experiment with my daughter as my sidekick 😊. Her job was to read the instructions for me, while I apply the scrub on. First she said, and I quote, “Mummy you look like an alien! A green alien”. Later this was followed by “OMG mum, you smell like candy cane!!” The smell was truly Devine !

I’m itchin for some bitchin … bitchin skin that is……


So now what is this magic potion that smells so good with a kick ass name all about???

Bitchinskin is a funky, matcha-based body scrub! I personally only showed you me applying it on my face ( otherwise this would be an “M” rated review!! )

It is 100% Australian owned with all ingredients sourced from Australian suppliers.

The ingredients are mainly:

Coconut: “to rehydrate and moisturise you”

Matcha: “to target acne, wrinkles, scars and cellulite”- thank you very matchaaaaa

Peppermint: ” to soothe tired and achy muscles”.


Now I don’t know about you, but I pretty much tick every bloody one of those things at some point during my typical week! So when I read all this, I felt like something was calling me. Calling me to the “green side”. Oh and I Ioved the name of the product. I wish I came up with a name of a product that is equally as cool. Is cool still a cool word these days???


So using it is so simple, literally dampen your skin and rub this goodness all over your body. It does say to apply it to problem areas, but as per above, it was needed ALL OVER!!!  10 minutes later wash it off. Yes that simple. In that 10 minutes, you can go fold some clothes, do the kids lunch boxes for school the next day, or just sit and do nothing. Ok so the last option was probably the most unrealistic thing I wrote and said today. Do this 2 or 3 times a week and you will thank your lucky stars you came across this post.

Now back to me looking like an alien and smelling like candy cane…this product smells truly heavenly. I was hit by the immediate awesomeness as soon as I tore the top of the package. It also specifically makes mention of not eating the product. OMG, yes it’s that good. Go pause reading this post and buy this stuff now. Its ok I can excuse you for it.

img_8244Next the feeling on the skin. Now, please excuse me for saying this but man I was smooth. My skin felt so “bitchin” afterwards. It was like I didn’t know myself. I kept going to my hubby and kids , saying feel me. My hubby was at first excited, then realised why I was saying it. My kids on the other hand, where just annoyed as playing on their iPads was clearly a much more exciting prospect.

If there is one little thing I would want to add in this packet, perhaps a little wooden spoon or something to scoop the product. I don’t want to waste a single dot! But I guess, the whole ‘don’t eat this product’ could be a drama.


Now if you’ll excuse me , it’s been 3 days since I put this goodness on me. I’m off to scrub some more 😉.

Original matcha body scrub | 200g


Get it here !

“Please note: I was gifted this awesome product. All that is written is my true opinion of the item.”

Much love





  1. Amy

    I need to try this, coconut, matcha and peppermint sound like an amazing combination.

    December 14, 2016
  2. Andrea

    Excellent blog. Your skin looks great 😀

    December 15, 2016
  3. fiona

    This is amazing and you look so cute, thanks for sharing 🌹

    December 15, 2016
  4. Face Packs are very essential to keep your skin supple and soft and smooth.
    In India, we have this special Multani Matti Face Mask. Its become quite popular now, across the globe. Its like your dead sea mud pack but lighter in color and smells great.

    December 15, 2016
    • Oooh I love the sound of it already!!! Thank you for the tip😃

      December 15, 2016
  5. BTW, You look Good.
    Did you watch (not read) my Post on Funny Babies Memes ? You pick the Funniest Pic and I’ll tell you something about your personality.

    December 15, 2016
  6. Mel

    It sounds fantastic. Such a reasonable price. Your skin looks amazing and your daughter sounds very cute. Good post.

    December 17, 2016

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